Life is hard and
Harder still
Especially when
We reach those hills

We’re no longer
Rich with youth
Our lifelines no wiser
Than a wisdom tooth

The sooner we begin
Our Plan Z
The better our
Plan Z will be

Hey Dear
It’s getting late
Let’s sip on
Our milkshakes

I get to die first
Because I can’t
Live alone

If you were to
Die first
I’d be home all alone

I get to die first
It’s the best way
Outta here

I know nothin’
‘Bout nothin
No one will
Even care

Life’s been good
Even great yet
All of a sudden
It’s getting late

You’re the best
The sweetest taste
Our kids and theirs
The icing on our cake

The sooner we begin
Our Plan Z
The better our
Plan Z will be

Hey dear it’s
Not too late
To lace on
Our figure skates

I get to die first
'Cause I don’t know
Where anything is

If you were to
Die first
I'd be cooked

Wondering where
You kept
Our checkbook