She likes him
In Chinatown
She thinks
That is his very best

He prefers him
Clowning around
He goes
With Cookoo's Nest

Robert Evans and
Roman Polanski
Owned the hills
If not the heavens

They both loved
Baddass Buddusky
Saw the effort
As mighty gutsy

The Mayor of Hollywood
The keeper of manhood
He'd be your friend if he could
The Mayor of Hollywood

Roger Corman and
Milos Forman
They knew that
They had their guy

Once the raven
Clipped its wings
They saw it
Fly across the sky

With Nurse Ratchet
In the wake
He buried the axe
And put on a cape

A face of green
And a smile of envy
Screen presence
And boy the delivery

I'm tired Mrs.Mulwray
At least I tried
I near lost my goddamn nose
And I like it
I like breathing through it

When you're right
You're right
And you're right
At least I tried

You understand
What I mean pal

See you later Nick
You cannot eat the Venetian
Blinds now, Curly
As little as possible
At least I tried